Dear Goddamned Dog

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You have many talents I will admit. You can run, often with heavy appliances or tools in

Dear Goddamned Beagle, This has not been the easiest week. Massive amounts of work, a difficult funeral and multiple social

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Last year, our first Thanksgiving together, I remember gazing with pride at the results of my professional

Dear Goddamned Beagle, That you are a master of attention-seeking behavior is not in question. Since your arrival more than

Dear Goddamned Beagle, A few weeks ago you had very serious surgery. I was told to keep you quiet, and

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You had a big day yesterday. It started at about 5:00 am, and by 5:00 pm you

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – you get pretty rank.  It’s mostly not your fault. In the interest

Dear Goddamned Beagle, OK, it’s cooler today. I’ll give you that. And yes, it’s been a rough few days, with

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not sure why people say I haven’t taught you anything. In the year-or-so since we first