Dear Goddamned Beagle, Seven years and ten days ago a bug-eyed raccoon x dog x cat x goat creature stared

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Seven years and ten days ago a bug-eyed raccoon x dog x cat x goat creature stared
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m sorry. What more can I say? Human lives are different than dogs’ lives in several ways.
Dear Goddamned Beagle, According to the internet, which is never wrong, dogs are able to perceive nearly twice as many
Dear Goddamned Beagle, It has been a while, I know. A very long while. There is a word in human,
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I am not someone who enjoys Fritos. I should, I guess, as I like other salty, crunchy
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Yesterday we had a very rare day off. I celebrated by starting off with an extra-long stationary
Dear Goddamned Beagle, We have been fogey-sitting now for days. Many days. Hundreds and hundreds of days. I move from
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re aware, I assume, of the exploits and heroism of some of your colleagues. There are dogs
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Today we received a note from a couple of your colleagues asking for an update on your
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have missed you. I have. I’ve been traveling too much, doing my part to contribute to
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have concerns. When we go to bed at night, me under my covers, you leaning against
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Once again I’ve delayed in catching up in our correspondence. This is mostly due to my untenable
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You must forgive me. It’s been a very busy few months, and I simply haven’t had time
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I spend an inordinate amount of time on video conferences and on the phone. You might not
Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was your third Somerville Dog Festival with me; three September Sundays of riding around a fairground
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Today is National Dog Day, so I feel I should try to clarify recent events out of
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’ve had some bad ideas in the past. Last night, for instance, when the Things and She
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I saw it immediately the day I met you. Well, immediately after I’d seen past the scabby,
Dear Goddamned Dog, Sure, you play a good game, but yesterday I saw what domestication has really accomplished for the
Dear Goddamned Beagle, If I’ve learned anything in my roughly six decades, it’s that I never know what I’m going
Dear Goddamned Beagle, There are times when you are nothing short of Shakespearean in your misery. “It is enough,” you
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Since your arrival here, you’ve had the privilege of working and living alongside world-class scientists. You’ve watched
Dear Goddamned Dog, It was two years today. Thing 2 came home from school after your pain became unendurable. We
Dear Goddamned Beagle, All in all, you did a very good job of keeping it together. The last time we
Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was my afternoon. A knock on the front door. No one’s expected, and you’re being walked
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You have many talents I will admit. You can run, often with heavy appliances or tools in
Dear Goddamned Beagle, This has not been the easiest week. Massive amounts of work, a difficult funeral and multiple social
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Last year, our first Thanksgiving together, I remember gazing with pride at the results of my professional
Dear Goddamned Beagle, That you are a master of attention-seeking behavior is not in question. Since your arrival more than
Dear Goddamned Beagle, A few weeks ago you had very serious surgery. I was told to keep you quiet, and
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You had a big day yesterday. It started at about 5:00 am, and by 5:00 pm you
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – you get pretty rank. It’s mostly not your fault. In the interest
Dear Goddamned Beagle, OK, it’s cooler today. I’ll give you that. And yes, it’s been a rough few days, with
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not sure why people say I haven’t taught you anything. In the year-or-so since we first
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I believe you’ve understood that we have a dozen-or-so behavior professionals staying with us here starting today
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I feel for you. I do. Yesterday you were just minding your own business, burritoed and cozy, curled
Dear Goddamned Beagle, While you might enjoy a natural fitness, keeping your tone by a strict regimen of sleeping, eating
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m writing this from my bed at half past midnight as you snore gently, burritoed beside me
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I really owe you one this time. I was trying to be a good owner (we can
Dear Goddamned Beagle, My apologies. A mere few days ago you were in the hopeful throes of your first New
Dear Goddamned Marjie, The pet sitter has my couch blanket UPSTAIRS and is sitting with me next to the fireplace
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re not helping. I know this is our first time together at tax season, but in the
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m used to scanning my environment at all times these days in preparation for what you have
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Whatever you ate, it seems this time you’ve been bested. Far from your usual “one bad
Dear Goddamned Beagle, We just received this text: Dear Beagle, It gets better. Love, Your Dogmother Good to know you’re
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I saw it just as you did – some amorphous blob of putty-peanut butter-colored stuff tucked between
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Congratulations on turning seven today! While I suspect you may have turned seven at least once before,
Dear Goddamned Beagle, First, let me say that I agree with your opinion about recent changes around here. I don’t
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – it’s been a tough couple of weeks. More than a couple, really,
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Perhaps you felt it in the air. Something’s definitely been up, because let’s face it, for the