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An Announcement of Worse Boredom

November 14, 2022 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Writing One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m sorry. What more can I say? Human lives are different than dogs’ lives in several ways.

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Hello Cutie Pie!

August 25, 2022 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, According to the internet, which is never wrong, dogs are able to perceive nearly twice as many

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It’s Been A While, Beagle

August 15, 2022 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 14 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, It has been a while, I know. A very long while. There is a word in human,

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I Still Win, Beagle

August 8, 2020 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 6 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I am not someone who enjoys Fritos. I should, I guess, as I like other salty, crunchy

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You’re Disgusting, Beagle

June 14, 2020 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Yesterday we had a very rare day off. I celebrated by starting off with an extra-long stationary

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Oh Really, Wendy?

April 24, 2020 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 7 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, We have been fogey-sitting now for days. Many days. Hundreds and hundreds of days. I move from

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Seeing Eye

December 31, 2019 Marjie Colleagues, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re aware, I assume, of the exploits and heroism of some of your colleagues. There are dogs

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First Things First

December 28, 2019 Marjie Colleagues, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Today we received a note from a couple of your colleagues asking for an update on your

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So It’s Come To This, Beagle

August 7, 2019 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have missed you. I have. I’ve been traveling too much, doing my part to contribute to

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Parental Controls

June 4, 2019 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have concerns. When we go to bed at night, me under my covers, you leaning against

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