Dear Goddamned Dog,
I believe I asked you to stop begging when I eat a banana at my desk.
It’s not the begging so much as the crowding that I find annoying. So crowded, in fact, that there’s only one logical place to put the peel.
Serves you right, Goddamned dog.
Love,
Your Person
Love that God damn ed dog! 😀
Love that god damned dog! 😀