Once a child who couldn’t resist “borrowing” the neighborhood dogs, Marjie Alonso grew up to make her passion her profession. She spent decades as a dog trainer, behavior consultant, and executive director of animal behavior nonprofits. Over the years she shared her life with Emma, an American Eskimo, Betty and Addie, a pair of Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs, Nellie, her first beagle, and now Alice, along with countless foster dogs. A devoted parent and storyteller, Marjie writes with humor and heart about the joy, mischief, and everyday conversations that make life with dogs so deeply meaningful.

 

Marjie has just completed a memoir about taking her sons to meet their biological mothers in Paraguay and a reckoning about adoption. She writes essays for publication, and has a weekly Substack.

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

You pull like a freight train. You steal people’s lunches. You regularly have to be removed from tables.

That said, you deserve credit where credit is due. Despite what can only be called “no training at all” on my part, you will now wait multiple seconds before helping yourself to your food in the morning.

Not before taking other people’s food, but before going for your own.

I also accept “stay” as defined as “don’t hurl at food in whatever position works for me at the moment.” We have no need for rigid criteria around here.

Congratulations, Beagz. That’s probably a gold medal in the Beagle Olympics.

Love,

Your Person

 

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