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Category: Swiss Mountain Dog

It’s Been A While, Beagle

August 15, 2022 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 14 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, It has been a while, I know. A very long while. There is a word in human,

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I Still Win, Beagle

August 8, 2020 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 6 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I am not someone who enjoys Fritos. I should, I guess, as I like other salty, crunchy

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Two Years Gone

February 20, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, It was two years today. Thing 2 came home from school after your pain became unendurable. We

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You Had ONE Job, Beagle

August 18, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I believe you’ve understood that we have a dozen-or-so behavior professionals staying with us here starting today

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Goodbye, Addie

February 20, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I’m writing now as I will from now on, to the empty corners of every room, to the dozen years past, to the millions of things and places that will forever remind me of you.

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Boofing to be Heard

January 25, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I am very sorry you don’t feel well. This much at least is clear.

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Rain And Christmas Cookies

December 5, 2015 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

We have to talk about rain. And Christmas cookies, but rain first.

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Begging

October 9, 2015 Marjie Food on Head, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I believe I asked you to stop begging when I eat a banana at my desk.

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I Must Be A Little Thick

October 5, 2015 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I apologize for not understanding.

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Festival Clean Up

September 18, 2015 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

Dozens of 10′ tents; hundreds of pounds of gear and paper goods

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