Dear Goddamned Beagle, Since your arrival here, you’ve had the privilege of working and living alongside world-class scientists. You’ve watched
Category: Puppy
Playing The Big Leagues
Dear Goddamned Puppy,
It is true that the world loves you, and that everyone thinks you’re cute.
Well, almost everyone.
Ocean Recall
Dear Goddamned Dog, I do understand that the ocean took you by surprise, but trust me, you will recover. I’d
Trying To Cut Back
Dear Goddamned Dog,
I’ve just had to explain to your veterinarian that you don’t smoke.