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Not So Fast on the Rebound

September 10, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was your third Somerville Dog Festival with me; three September Sundays of riding around a fairground

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Change Is For Slot Machines

August 27, 2018 Marjie Blue, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Today is National Dog Day, so I feel I should try to clarify recent events out of

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This Is A Bad Idea, Beagle

August 20, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Uncategorized 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’ve had some bad ideas in the past. Last night, for instance, when the Things and She

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I Knew You Looked Familiar

July 31, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I saw it immediately the day I met you. Well, immediately after I’d seen past the scabby,

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City Rabbits

July 28, 2018 Marjie Blue, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Dog, Sure, you play a good game, but yesterday I saw what domestication has really accomplished for the

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Ciao, Beagle!

June 6, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, If I’ve learned anything in my roughly six decades, it’s that I never know what I’m going

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The Winter of Your Discontent

March 8, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, There are times when you are nothing short of Shakespearean in your misery. “It is enough,” you

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Canis Scientia

February 27, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Puppy Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Since your arrival here, you’ve had the privilege of working and living alongside world-class scientists. You’ve watched

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Two Years Gone

February 20, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, It was two years today. Thing 2 came home from school after your pain became unendurable. We

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It’s Good You Can Finally Relax

February 16, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, All in all, you did a very good job of keeping it together. The last time we

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