Dear Goddamned Beagle, If I’ve learned anything in my roughly six decades, it’s that I never know what I’m going
Category: Goddamned Dog
The Winter of Your Discontent
Dear Goddamned Beagle, There are times when you are nothing short of Shakespearean in your misery. “It is enough,” you
Canis Scientia
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Since your arrival here, you’ve had the privilege of working and living alongside world-class scientists. You’ve watched
Two Years Gone
Dear Goddamned Dog, It was two years today. Thing 2 came home from school after your pain became unendurable. We
It’s Good You Can Finally Relax
Dear Goddamned Beagle, All in all, you did a very good job of keeping it together. The last time we
The Squirrel
Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was my afternoon. A knock on the front door. No one’s expected, and you’re being walked
Loyal Like a Dog
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You have many talents I will admit. You can run, often with heavy appliances or tools in
Horizontal For The Holidays
Dear Goddamned Beagle, This has not been the easiest week. Massive amounts of work, a difficult funeral and multiple social
The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Last year, our first Thanksgiving together, I remember gazing with pride at the results of my professional
Don’t Make Me Get the Razor Wire, Beagle
Dear Goddamned Beagle, That you are a master of attention-seeking behavior is not in question. Since your arrival more than