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Dear Goddamned Dog

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Canis Scientia

February 27, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Puppy Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Since your arrival here, you’ve had the privilege of working and living alongside world-class scientists. You’ve watched

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Two Years Gone

February 20, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, It was two years today. Thing 2 came home from school after your pain became unendurable. We

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It’s Good You Can Finally Relax

February 16, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, All in all, you did a very good job of keeping it together. The last time we

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The Squirrel

February 1, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was my afternoon. A knock on the front door. No one’s expected, and you’re being walked

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Loyal Like a Dog

January 16, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You have many talents I will admit. You can run, often with heavy appliances or tools in

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Horizontal For The Holidays

December 19, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, This has not been the easiest week. Massive amounts of work, a difficult funeral and multiple social

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The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

November 22, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Last year, our first Thanksgiving together, I remember gazing with pride at the results of my professional

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Don’t Make Me Get the Razor Wire, Beagle

October 16, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, That you are a master of attention-seeking behavior is not in question. Since your arrival more than

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You’re Using That Wrong, Beagle

September 15, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, A few weeks ago you had very serious surgery. I was told to keep you quiet, and

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The Morning After

September 11, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You had a big day yesterday. It started at about 5:00 am, and by 5:00 pm you

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