Dear Goddamned Beagle, There are times when you are nothing short of Shakespearean in your misery. “It is enough,” you
Category: Goddamned Dog
Canis Scientia
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Since your arrival here, you’ve had the privilege of working and living alongside world-class scientists. You’ve watched
Two Years Gone
Dear Goddamned Dog, It was two years today. Thing 2 came home from school after your pain became unendurable. We
It’s Good You Can Finally Relax
Dear Goddamned Beagle, All in all, you did a very good job of keeping it together. The last time we
The Squirrel
Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was my afternoon. A knock on the front door. No one’s expected, and you’re being walked
Loyal Like a Dog
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You have many talents I will admit. You can run, often with heavy appliances or tools in
Horizontal For The Holidays
Dear Goddamned Beagle, This has not been the easiest week. Massive amounts of work, a difficult funeral and multiple social
The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Last year, our first Thanksgiving together, I remember gazing with pride at the results of my professional
Don’t Make Me Get the Razor Wire, Beagle
Dear Goddamned Beagle, That you are a master of attention-seeking behavior is not in question. Since your arrival more than
You’re Using That Wrong, Beagle
Dear Goddamned Beagle, A few weeks ago you had very serious surgery. I was told to keep you quiet, and