While The Person’s Away…

Dear Goddamned Marjie,

The pet sitter has my couch blanket UPSTAIRS and is sitting with me next to the fireplace UPSTAIRS.

You have never once thought to bring the good blanket upstairs, never mind to clear off the chair of your “I’ll put it away tomorrow” laundry and sit with me next to that UPSTAIRS FIRE.

Looking forward to your explanation.

Love,

Your Beagle

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