Begging

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I believe I asked you to stop begging when I eat a banana at my desk.

It’s not the begging so much as the crowding that I find annoying. So crowded, in fact, that there’s only one logical place to put the peel.

Serves you right, Goddamned dog.

Love,

Your Person

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