The first time I saw Addie in person she was nine weeks old and shrieking to get out of the
Category: Swiss Mountain Dog
Body Language
Dear Goddamned Dog,
Much is made of dog body language in my circles, and many an assumption has been made of a dog’s emotional state based on a single photograph.
Training A Thing
Dear Goddamned Dog,
Your brilliance is always lurking, but today I watched you train your Thing.
Crunching
Dear Goddamned Dog, While I appreciate your sudden bent toward tidiness, your new habit of finding pieces of ice melt
Shredding
Dear Goddamned Dog,
This weather is not my fault. Not the wind, not the cold, not the hooded men with machines, not the salt on the walkways.
Leftovers
Dear Goddamned Dog, I understand how bonding it is for families to eat meals together, and also that your current
Birthday Cheer
Dear Goddamned Dog, It’s that time again – the time when we both get a year older. I must say
Hedgehog Hinting
Dear Goddamned Dog, This computer provides the employment that pays for your organic unicorn meat and bluebonnet petal food, your
Private Bathroom Requirements
Dear Goddamned Dog, You are Swiss. This means you like snow. Alps. Cheese. Cuckoo clocks. Really even grass trimmed with
Ocean Recall
Dear Goddamned Dog, I do understand that the ocean took you by surprise, but trust me, you will recover. I’d