Once a child who couldn’t resist “borrowing” the neighborhood dogs, Marjie Alonso grew up to make her passion her profession. She spent decades as a dog trainer, behavior consultant, and executive director of animal behavior nonprofits. Over the years she shared her life with Emma, an American Eskimo, Betty and Addie, a pair of Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs, Nellie, her first beagle, and now Alice, along with countless foster dogs. A devoted parent and storyteller, Marjie writes with humor and heart about the joy, mischief, and everyday conversations that make life with dogs so deeply meaningful.
Marjie has just completed a memoir about taking her sons to meet their biological mothers in Paraguay and a reckoning about adoption.
She writes essays for publication which can be found on her website, and has a weekly Substack.
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Not Bad, For An Old Dog
You Had ONE Job, Beagle
Levity Pure
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Don’t Judge, Beagle
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