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Once a child who couldn’t resist “borrowing” the neighborhood dogs, Marjie Alonso grew up to make her passion her profession. She spent decades as a dog trainer, behavior consultant, and executive director of animal behavior nonprofits. Over the years she shared her life with Emma, an American Eskimo, Betty and Addie, a pair of Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs, Nellie, her first beagle, and now Alice, along with countless foster dogs. A devoted parent and storyteller, Marjie writes with humor and heart about the joy, mischief, and everyday conversations that make life with dogs so deeply meaningful.

 

Marjie has just completed a memoir about taking her sons to meet their biological mothers in Paraguay and a reckoning about adoption. She writes essays for publication, and has a weekly Substack.

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Happy Birthday Beagz!

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Congratulations on turning seven today! While I suspect you may have turned seven at least once before, seven seems like a good thing ...
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Unacceptable Changes Around Here

Dear Goddamned Beagle, First, let me say that I agree with your opinion about recent changes around here. I don't like them either. I'd also like ...
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Beagle Therapy

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I'm not gonna lie - it's been a tough couple of weeks. More than a couple, really, and between the personal and the ...
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Howloween

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Perhaps you felt it in the air. Something's definitely been up, because let's face it, for the last few days you've been a complete ...
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We Have Always Been The Caretakers

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Some weeks ago we received a letter in a small green envelope. Written on the outside was, "My parents were married in your ...
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Bored

Dear Goddamned Beagle, As part of your life with me there are some things you'll have to accept. I travel for work sometimes. I work a ...
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Maid of Honor

Dear Goddamned Beagle, It was going pretty well until you tried to steal the cheese platter. To be fair, your leash was being held by a ...
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P. A. T.

Dear Goddamned Beagle, In my field we have lots of acronyms. Acronyms are letters that, when put together, relieve a person from having to remember or ...
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Dining Al Fresco

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I believe congratulations are in order as today you experienced outdoor, seaside dining for the first time. A few points about future such outings: ...
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Fancy Footwear

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Really? You are an adult dog. Though it's true that your actions often belie your age, your days of puppyhood are long past. Or ...
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