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Once a child who couldn’t resist “borrowing” the neighborhood dogs, Marjie Alonso grew up to make her passion her profession. She spent decades as a dog trainer, behavior consultant, and executive director of animal behavior nonprofits. Over the years she shared her life with Emma, an American Eskimo, Betty and Addie, a pair of Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs, Nellie, her first beagle, and now Alice, along with countless foster dogs. A devoted parent and storyteller, Marjie writes with humor and heart about the joy, mischief, and everyday conversations that make life with dogs so deeply meaningful.

 

Marjie has just completed a memoir about taking her sons to meet their biological mothers in Paraguay and a reckoning about adoption. She writes essays for publication, and has a weekly Substack.

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Goodbye, Dear Goddamned Beagle

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Seven years and ten days ago a bug-eyed raccoon x dog x cat x goat creature stared at me suspiciously, and I in ...
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Plates

Dear Goddamned Beagle, About plates. Plates are for people. In particular, plates next to where I sit are for me. This is important to note as ...
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Welcome To The Family, Beagz

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I, too, tilt my head at the person who would say she wanted you, pursue you avidly, and then change her mind at ...
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Remorse

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Re·morse ( rəˈmôrs/ noun ) Deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed. I realize this is not a concept familiar to your ...
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Leave It

Dear Goddamned Beagle, "Leave it" is, I understand, both a concept and a command you're unfamiliar with.
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Rain Averse

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You routinely try to catch, and possibly kill things with your mouth.
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