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Once a child who couldn’t resist “borrowing” the neighborhood dogs, Marjie Alonso grew up to make her passion her profession. She spent decades as a dog trainer, behavior consultant, and executive director of animal behavior nonprofits. Over the years she shared her life with Emma, an American Eskimo, Betty and Addie, a pair of Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs, Nellie, her first beagle, and now Alice, along with countless foster dogs. A devoted parent and storyteller, Marjie writes with humor and heart about the joy, mischief, and everyday conversations that make life with dogs so deeply meaningful.

 

Marjie has just completed a memoir about taking her sons to meet their biological mothers in Paraguay and a reckoning about adoption. She writes essays for publication, and has a weekly Substack.

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Tools of the Trade

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Once again I've delayed in catching up in our correspondence. This is mostly due to my untenable workload, but partly to blame is ...
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I’ve Been Remiss, Beagle

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You must forgive me. It's been a very busy few months, and I simply haven't had time to write. I can hear you ...
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Change Is For Slot Machines

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Today is National Dog Day, so I feel I should try to clarify recent events out of respect for the holiday. Thing 2 ...
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City Rabbits

Dear Goddamned Dog, Sure, you play a good game, but yesterday I saw what domestication has really accomplished for the apex predator. Thunderstorms were on their ...
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Welcome to the Neighborhood, Blue

Dear Goddamned Dog, There have been a lot of girl dogs in this house. You didn't know them, but Emma, Betty and Addie lived here a ...
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