Once a child who couldn’t resist “borrowing” the neighborhood dogs, Marjie Alonso grew up to make her passion her profession. She spent decades as a dog trainer, behavior consultant, and executive director of animal behavior nonprofits. Over the years she shared her life with Emma, an American Eskimo, Betty and Addie, a pair of Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs, Nellie, her first beagle, and now Alice, along with countless foster dogs. A devoted parent and storyteller, Marjie writes with humor and heart about the joy, mischief, and everyday conversations that make life with dogs so deeply meaningful.

 

Marjie has just completed a memoir about taking her sons to meet their biological mothers in Paraguay and a reckoning about adoption. She writes essays for publication, and has a weekly Substack.

IMG_0842Dear Goddamned Dog,

It’s that time again – the time when we both get a year older.

I must say it’s nice to share a birthday week with you, but we don’t seem to share the same perspective about the whole thing.

You look at our birthdays as that time of year when you get sausages and burgers with butter. I look at is as one more flurry of mailings from the AARP, and less chance that I’ll ever be a thin, rich heiress.

Tomato, to-mah-to I guess.

At any rate, I think we both got the perfect gifts from ourselves.

Happy birthday, Goddamned Dog.

Love,
Your Person

 

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