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Training A Thing

May 5, 2015 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

Your brilliance is always lurking, but today I watched you train your Thing.

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Crunching

February 5, 2015 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, While I appreciate your sudden bent toward tidiness, your new habit of finding pieces of ice melt

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Shredding

January 23, 2015 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

This weather is not my fault. Not the wind, not the cold, not the hooded men with machines, not the salt on the walkways.

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Leftovers

September 5, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, I understand how bonding it is for families to eat meals together, and also that your current

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Birthday Cheer

March 20, 2014 Marjie Food on Head, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, It’s that time again – the time when we both get a year older. I must say

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Hedgehog Hinting

March 5, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, This computer provides the employment that pays for your organic unicorn meat and bluebonnet petal food, your

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Private Bathroom Requirements

February 5, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, You are Swiss. This means you like snow. Alps. Cheese. Cuckoo clocks. Really even grass trimmed with

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Ocean Recall

January 20, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Puppy, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

 Dear Goddamned Dog, I do understand that the ocean took you by surprise, but trust me, you will recover. I’d

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Covers

January 5, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

I’d like to talk to you about covers and beds. You see, you have fur, which automatically makes you warm, and therefore technically able to sleep without covers.

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Trying To Cut Back

January 1, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Puppy, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I’ve just had to explain to your veterinarian that you don’t smoke.

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