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Dear Goddamned Dog

Dear Goddamned Dog

Author: Marjie

Private Bathroom Requirements

February 5, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, You are Swiss. This means you like snow. Alps. Cheese. Cuckoo clocks. Really even grass trimmed with

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Ocean Recall

January 20, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Puppy, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

 Dear Goddamned Dog, I do understand that the ocean took you by surprise, but trust me, you will recover. I’d

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Covers

January 5, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

I’d like to talk to you about covers and beds. You see, you have fur, which automatically makes you warm, and therefore technically able to sleep without covers.

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Trying To Cut Back

January 1, 2014 Marjie Goddamned Dog, Puppy, Swiss Mountain Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I’ve just had to explain to your veterinarian that you don’t smoke.

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