Dear Goddamned Dog, I do understand that the ocean took you by surprise, but trust me, you will recover. I’d
Author: Marjie
Covers
I’d like to talk to you about covers and beds. You see, you have fur, which automatically makes you warm, and therefore technically able to sleep without covers.
Trying To Cut Back
Dear Goddamned Dog,
I’ve just had to explain to your veterinarian that you don’t smoke.