Dear Goddamned Beagle, It has been a while, I know. A very long while. There is a word in human,
Category: Swiss Mountain Dog
I Still Win, Beagle
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I am not someone who enjoys Fritos. I should, I guess, as I like other salty, crunchy
Two Years Gone
Dear Goddamned Dog, It was two years today. Thing 2 came home from school after your pain became unendurable. We
You Had ONE Job, Beagle
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I believe you’ve understood that we have a dozen-or-so behavior professionals staying with us here starting today
Goodbye, Addie
Dear Goddamned Dog,
I’m writing now as I will from now on, to the empty corners of every room, to the dozen years past, to the millions of things and places that will forever remind me of you.
Boofing to be Heard
Dear Goddamned Dog,
I am very sorry you don’t feel well. This much at least is clear.
Rain And Christmas Cookies
Dear Goddamned Dog,
We have to talk about rain. And Christmas cookies, but rain first.
Begging
Dear Goddamned Dog,
I believe I asked you to stop begging when I eat a banana at my desk.
I Must Be A Little Thick
Dear Goddamned Dog,
I apologize for not understanding.
Festival Clean Up
Dear Goddamned Dog,
Dozens of 10′ tents; hundreds of pounds of gear and paper goods