Dear Goddamned Beagle, Since your arrival here, you’ve had the privilege of working and living alongside world-class scientists. You’ve watched
Dear Goddamned Puppy,
It is true that the world loves you, and that everyone thinks you’re cute.
Well, almost everyone.
Dear Goddamned Dog, I do understand that the ocean took you by surprise, but trust me, you will recover. I’d
Dear Goddamned Dog,
I’ve just had to explain to your veterinarian that you don’t smoke.