Dear Goddamned Beagle, My apologies. A mere few days ago you were in the hopeful throes of your first New
Category: Goddamned Dog
While The Person’s Away…
Dear Goddamned Marjie, The pet sitter has my couch blanket UPSTAIRS and is sitting with me next to the fireplace
Tax Day
Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re not helping. I know this is our first time together at tax season, but in the
Missing
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m used to scanning my environment at all times these days in preparation for what you have
Could She Have Eaten Anything?
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Whatever you ate, it seems this time you’ve been bested. Far from your usual “one bad
March Blizzard
Dear Goddamned Beagle, We just received this text: Dear Beagle, It gets better. Love, Your Dogmother Good to know you’re
What WAS That?
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I saw it just as you did – some amorphous blob of putty-peanut butter-colored stuff tucked between
Happy Birthday Beagz!
Dear Goddamned Beagle, Congratulations on turning seven today! While I suspect you may have turned seven at least once before,
Unacceptable Changes Around Here
Dear Goddamned Beagle, First, let me say that I agree with your opinion about recent changes around here. I don’t
Beagle Therapy
Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – it’s been a tough couple of weeks. More than a couple, really,