Category: Goddamned Dog

Dear Goddamned Beagle,   Whatever you ate, it seems this time you’ve been bested. Far from your usual “one bad

Dear Goddamned Beagle, We just received this text: Dear Beagle, It gets better. Love, Your Dogmother Good to know you’re

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I saw it just as you did – some amorphous blob of putty-peanut butter-colored stuff tucked between

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Congratulations on turning seven today! While I suspect you may have turned seven at least once before,

Dear Goddamned Beagle, First, let me say that I agree with your opinion about recent changes around here. I don’t

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – it’s been a tough couple of weeks. More than a couple, really,

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Perhaps you felt it in the air. Something’s definitely been up, because let’s face it, for the

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Some weeks ago we received a letter in a small green envelope. Written on the outside was,

Dear Goddamned Beagle, As part of your life with me there are some things you’ll have to accept. I travel

Dear Goddamned Beagle, It was going pretty well until you tried to steal the cheese platter. To be fair, your