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Dear Goddamned Dog

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You Had ONE Job, Beagle

August 18, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I believe you’ve understood that we have a dozen-or-so behavior professionals staying with us here starting today

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Levity Pure

August 6, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I feel for you. I do. Yesterday you were just minding your own business, burritoed and cozy, curled

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Welcome to the Neighborhood, Blue

July 21, 2017 Marjie Blue, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Dog, There have been a lot of girl dogs in this house. You didn’t know them, but Emma,

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Don’t Judge, Beagle

July 8, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, While you might enjoy a natural fitness, keeping your tone by a strict regimen of sleeping, eating

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One Of THOSE Mornings

July 2, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 4 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m writing this from my bed at half past midnight as you snore gently, burritoed beside me

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I Owe You One, Beagle

May 1, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I really owe you one this time. I was trying to be a good owner (we can

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Seasons Are For The Birds

April 25, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, My apologies. A mere few days ago you were in the hopeful throes of your first New

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While The Person’s Away…

April 24, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Marjie, The pet sitter has my couch blanket UPSTAIRS and is sitting with me next to the fireplace

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Tax Day

April 2, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re not helping. I know this is our first time together at tax season, but in the

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Missing

April 1, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m used to scanning my environment at all times these days in preparation for what you have

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