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Category: Goddamned Beagle

Dining Al Fresco

September 26, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I believe congratulations are in order as today you experienced outdoor, seaside dining for the first time.

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Fancy Footwear

September 23, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 5 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Really? You are an adult dog. Though it’s true that your actions often belie your age, your days

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Winter Is Coming

September 17, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 8 comments

Dear Goddamned Dog, Fifty-six. It is fifty-six degrees out, and you’re shivering hard enough to shake this computer as you

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Playing The Big Leagues

September 8, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Puppy 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Puppy,

It is true that the world loves you, and that everyone thinks you’re cute.

Well, almost everyone.

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Burrito

September 5, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

Normally I wouldn’t say self control is your strong suit. You leap, you chase, you steal, you’re busy beagling 24/7, making your opinions and desires known to all.

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Fries Frenzy

September 4, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

I’m just going to come out and say it: You were horrible last night. There’s really no point in denying it, Beagle. You were incessant and annoying, and frankly disruptive.

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Office Nap

August 30, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

I understand how exhausted you must be. Jumping up on to a desk and stealing someone’s lunch in under 5 seconds really takes it out of a person.

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Bones Do Rain From The Sky

August 27, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

Of late we’ve been working on curbing your lightening-fast and revolting habit of finding every scrap of organic material on the ground and eating it. Dead things, littered food scraps, often-unidentifiable orts of grossness all warrant intense scrutiny, and often ingestion.

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Slightly Under The Weather

August 24, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

I’m very sorry you’re under the weather. No fun to have nasty things happening at all ends, and it’s clear you feel lousy.

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Actual Training

August 12, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

You pull like a freight train. You steal people’s lunches. You regularly have to be removed from tables.

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