Dear Goddamned Beagle,
Re·morse ( rəˈmôrs/ noun )
Deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed.
I realize this is not a concept familiar to your Beagley kind, so it’s not completely your fault.
Category: Goddamned Beagle
Leave It
Dear Goddamned Beagle,
“Leave it” is, I understand, both a concept and a command you’re unfamiliar with.
Rain Averse
Dear Goddamned Beagle,
You routinely try to catch, and possibly kill things with your mouth.