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March Blizzard

March 14, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, We just received this text: Dear Beagle, It gets better. Love, Your Dogmother Good to know you’re

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What WAS That?

March 6, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I saw it just as you did – some amorphous blob of putty-peanut butter-colored stuff tucked between

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Happy Birthday Beagz!

January 15, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Congratulations on turning seven today! While I suspect you may have turned seven at least once before,

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Unacceptable Changes Around Here

December 22, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, First, let me say that I agree with your opinion about recent changes around here. I don’t

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Beagle Therapy

November 15, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 4 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – it’s been a tough couple of weeks. More than a couple, really,

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Howloween

November 1, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Perhaps you felt it in the air. Something’s definitely been up, because let’s face it, for the

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We Have Always Been The Caretakers

October 24, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 6 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Some weeks ago we received a letter in a small green envelope. Written on the outside was,

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Bored

October 19, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, As part of your life with me there are some things you’ll have to accept. I travel

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Maid of Honor

October 8, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, It was going pretty well until you tried to steal the cheese platter. To be fair, your

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P. A. T.

September 28, 2016 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 4 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, In my field we have lots of acronyms. Acronyms are letters that, when put together, relieve a

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