Category: Goddamned Beagle

Dear Goddamned Beagle, We just received this text: Dear Beagle, It gets better. Love, Your Dogmother Good to know you’re

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I saw it just as you did – some amorphous blob of putty-peanut butter-colored stuff tucked between

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Congratulations on turning seven today! While I suspect you may have turned seven at least once before,

Dear Goddamned Beagle, First, let me say that I agree with your opinion about recent changes around here. I don’t

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – it’s been a tough couple of weeks. More than a couple, really,

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Perhaps you felt it in the air. Something’s definitely been up, because let’s face it, for the

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Some weeks ago we received a letter in a small green envelope. Written on the outside was,

Dear Goddamned Beagle, As part of your life with me there are some things you’ll have to accept. I travel

Dear Goddamned Beagle, It was going pretty well until you tried to steal the cheese platter. To be fair, your

Dear Goddamned Beagle, In my field we have lots of acronyms. Acronyms are letters that, when put together, relieve a