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Dear Goddamned Dog

Category: Goddamned Beagle

The Squirrel

February 1, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was my afternoon. A knock on the front door. No one’s expected, and you’re being walked

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Loyal Like a Dog

January 16, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You have many talents I will admit. You can run, often with heavy appliances or tools in

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Horizontal For The Holidays

December 19, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, This has not been the easiest week. Massive amounts of work, a difficult funeral and multiple social

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The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

November 22, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Last year, our first Thanksgiving together, I remember gazing with pride at the results of my professional

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Don’t Make Me Get the Razor Wire, Beagle

October 16, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, That you are a master of attention-seeking behavior is not in question. Since your arrival more than

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You’re Using That Wrong, Beagle

September 15, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, A few weeks ago you had very serious surgery. I was told to keep you quiet, and

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The Morning After

September 11, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You had a big day yesterday. It started at about 5:00 am, and by 5:00 pm you

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Towel Dry

September 4, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not gonna lie – you get pretty rank.  It’s mostly not your fault. In the interest

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Maybe a Little Dramatic, Beagle

September 2, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, OK, it’s cooler today. I’ll give you that. And yes, it’s been a rough few days, with

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Not Bad, For An Old Dog

August 24, 2017 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m not sure why people say I haven’t taught you anything. In the year-or-so since we first

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