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Dear Goddamned Dog

Category: Foster Dog

Plates

June 3, 2016 Marjie Foster Dog, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

About plates. Plates are for people. In particular, plates next to where I sit are for me. This is important to note as I’m currently the human saving your ghastly ass from the glue factory, so you might want to try and remember it.

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Welcome To The Family, Beagz

May 27, 2016 Marjie Foster Dog, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

I, too, tilt my head at the person who would say she wanted you, pursue you avidly, and then change her mind at the last minute on you, her third beagle, claiming, “I’m just not sure I want a dog who howls.”

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Remorse

May 22, 2016 Marjie Foster Dog, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

Re·morse ( rəˈmôrs/ noun )

Deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed.

I realize this is not a concept familiar to your Beagley kind, so it’s not completely your fault.

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Leave It

May 18, 2016 Marjie Foster Dog, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

“Leave it” is, I understand, both a concept and a command you’re unfamiliar with.

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Rain Averse

April 12, 2016 Marjie Foster Dog, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog Leave a comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle,

You routinely try to catch, and possibly kill things with your mouth.

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