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Dear Goddamned Dog

Dear Goddamned Dog

Author: Marjie

I Still Win, Beagle

August 8, 2020 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog, Swiss Mountain Dog 5 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I am not someone who enjoys Fritos. I should, I guess, as I like other salty, crunchy

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You’re Disgusting, Beagle

June 14, 2020 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Yesterday we had a very rare day off. I celebrated by starting off with an extra-long stationary

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Oh Really, Wendy?

April 24, 2020 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 6 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, We have been fogey-sitting now for days. Many days. Hundreds and hundreds of days. I move from

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Seeing Eye

December 31, 2019 Marjie Colleagues, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog One comment

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re aware, I assume, of the exploits and heroism of some of your colleagues. There are dogs

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First Things First

December 28, 2019 Marjie Colleagues, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Today we received a note from a couple of your colleagues asking for an update on your

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So It’s Come To This, Beagle

August 7, 2019 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 3 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have missed you. I have. I’ve been traveling too much, doing my part to contribute to

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Parental Controls

June 4, 2019 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have concerns. When we go to bed at night, me under my covers, you leaning against

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Tools of the Trade

May 18, 2019 Marjie Blue, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 2 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Once again I’ve delayed in catching up in our correspondence. This is mostly due to my untenable

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I’ve Been Remiss, Beagle

January 27, 2019 Marjie Blue, Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 5 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You must forgive me. It’s been a very busy few months, and I simply haven’t had time

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Good Thing I’m a Professional

October 20, 2018 Marjie Goddamned Beagle, Goddamned Dog 5 comments

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I spend an inordinate amount of time on video conferences and on the phone. You might not

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Recent Posts

  • I Still Win, Beagle
  • You’re Disgusting, Beagle
  • Oh Really, Wendy?
  • Seeing Eye
  • First Things First
  • So It’s Come To This, Beagle
  • Parental Controls
  • Tools of the Trade
  • I’ve Been Remiss, Beagle
  • Good Thing I’m a Professional
  • Not So Fast on the Rebound
  • Change Is For Slot Machines
  • This Is A Bad Idea, Beagle
  • I Knew You Looked Familiar
  • City Rabbits
  • Ciao, Beagle!
  • The Winter of Your Discontent
  • Canis Scientia
  • Two Years Gone
  • It’s Good You Can Finally Relax
  • The Squirrel
  • Loyal Like a Dog
  • Horizontal For The Holidays
  • The Most Wonderful Day of the Year
  • Don’t Make Me Get the Razor Wire, Beagle
  • You’re Using That Wrong, Beagle
  • The Morning After
  • Towel Dry
  • Maybe a Little Dramatic, Beagle
  • Not Bad, For An Old Dog
  • You Had ONE Job, Beagle
  • Levity Pure
  • Welcome to the Neighborhood, Blue
  • Don’t Judge, Beagle
  • One Of THOSE Mornings
  • I Owe You One, Beagle
  • Seasons Are For The Birds
  • While The Person’s Away…
  • Tax Day
  • Missing
  • Could She Have Eaten Anything?
  • March Blizzard
  • What WAS That?
  • Happy Birthday Beagz!
  • To Warm, Perchance To Reach
  • Every Girl Has Her Limits
  • Unacceptable Changes Around Here
  • Pre- The Holidays
  • Beagle Therapy
  • Howloween
  • We Have Always Been The Caretakers
  • Bored
  • Maid of Honor
  • P. A. T.
  • Dining Al Fresco
  • Fancy Footwear
  • Winter Is Coming
  • Playing The Big Leagues
  • Burrito
  • Fries Frenzy
  • Office Nap
  • Bones Do Rain From The Sky
  • Slightly Under The Weather
  • Actual Training
  • Just A Bad Day I Guess
  • A Bird In The Hand
  • Pandora’s Beagle
  • Plates
  • Welcome To The Family, Beagz
  • Remorse
  • Leave It
  • Rain Averse
  • Goodbye, Addie
  • Boofing to be Heard
  • Rain And Christmas Cookies
  • Begging
  • I Must Be A Little Thick
  • Festival Clean Up
  • One More Hill To Climb
  • Body Language
  • Training A Thing
  • Crunching
  • Shredding
  • Thanksgiving Menu
  • Leftovers
  • Birthday Cheer
  • Hedgehog Hinting
  • Private Bathroom Requirements
  • Ocean Recall
  • Covers
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