I Must Be A Little Thick

Dear Goddamned Dog,

I apologize for not understanding. I’d like to point out, however, that if you’re so smart, why don’t you do whatever it is, since you seem so sure.

Also, I’ll just assume that it’s perfectly normal for a dog to indicate what appliance she’d like adjusted.

Love,

Your Person

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