Dear Goddamned Dog

Dear Goddamned Beagle, While you might enjoy a natural fitness, keeping your tone by a strict regimen of sleeping, eating

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m writing this from my bed at half past midnight as you snore gently, burritoed beside me

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I really owe you one this time. I was trying to be a good owner (we can

Dear Goddamned Beagle, My apologies. A mere few days ago you were in the hopeful throes of your first New

Dear Goddamned Marjie, The pet sitter has my couch blanket UPSTAIRS and is sitting with me next to the fireplace

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re not helping. I know this is our first time together at tax season, but in the

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I’m used to scanning my environment at all times these days in preparation for what you have

Dear Goddamned Beagle,   Whatever you ate, it seems this time you’ve been bested. Far from your usual “one bad

Dear Goddamned Beagle, We just received this text: Dear Beagle, It gets better. Love, Your Dogmother Good to know you’re