Dear Goddamned Dog

You’re Disgusting, Beagle

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Yesterday we had a very rare day off. I celebrated by starting off with an extra-long stationary

Dear Goddamned Beagle, We have been fogey-sitting now for days. Many days. Hundreds and hundreds of days. I move from

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You’re aware, I assume, of the exploits and heroism of some of your colleagues. There are dogs

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Today we received a note from a couple of your colleagues asking for an update on your

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have missed you. I have. I’ve been traveling too much, doing my part to contribute to

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I have concerns. When we go to bed at night, me under my covers, you leaning against

Dear Goddamned Beagle, Once again I’ve delayed in catching up in our correspondence. This is mostly due to my untenable

Dear Goddamned Beagle, You must forgive me. It’s been a very busy few months, and I simply haven’t had time

Dear Goddamned Beagle, I spend an inordinate amount of time on video conferences and on the phone. You might not

Dear Goddamned Beagle, This was your third Somerville Dog Festival with me; three September Sundays of riding around a fairground